The brontosaurus and pterodactyl don’t often make it to the grocery store.
Last time they went to Safeway they made a huge mess.
Bronto told Ptero that he really needed Oreos and milk,
because he was tired of eating Fichus trees and giant ferns.
What’s the big deal anyway?
So Bronto got sick of the salad bar.
Ptero could deal with the Oreos and milk, she got it,
variety is the spice of life, etc.
What worried her is what came next.
She’d seen this before, with other herbivores.
First it started with the junk food,
under the guise of salad exhaustion.
Next it was the lunch meat, some turkey and ham.
Then they moved on to burgers from In-N-Out,
before you knew it, it was whole sides of beef, from Harris Ranch.
It was a slippery slope that quickly led to carnivorous behavior.
Maybe Bronto was stronger than Rex and Stego,
Ptero hoped she was wrong,
she would humor Bronto as he crashed
through the front of Safeway for his Oreos.
April 17, 2009
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6 comments:
Lol! :-):-)
This was very clever and cute! Thank you for sharing!
I am still smiling – most enjoyable… ;)
…rob
Come feel a Stir of Love
this is gooooooood....and funny also
Oh my GOODNESS! This is hilarious. I LOVE it.
http://lori102870.blogspot.com/2009/04/had-it-been-snake-it-wouldve-bitten.html
I love this! (she says as she finishes off that package of oreos--oh dear, did I really eat them all?)
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