NaPoWriMo # 24

Dog 2.0

If my dog had a Twitter account,
What would he say?


@Scout: “I’m about to lie down on my bed, about to nap.”
8:07 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: Tap, tap on the glass, “I want to go out.”
9:20 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: Ruff, ruff, “I NEEEEEED TO GO OUT!!”
9:27 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: 2 minutes later tap, tap on the glass, “I want to come back in”
9:29 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I’m back on my bed.”
9:36 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Oh, Lady Master has her keys and bag, she’s about to leave. Darn!
9:51 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Lady Master: “Blah blah blah, Bye Scout, blah blah blah, Scout”
9:58 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Well, I guess I’m going to lay on my bed now. Maybe after I’m sure she’s gone, I will take a look in the trash. Will nap first”
10:01 AM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I heard something, maybe my owner is home?!”
12:07 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Nope, just a car turning around.”
12:10 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I found some old bread in the trash, mmm, Good! OOHHH!, AN EMPTY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!!!.”
12:48 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I’m still licking the peanut butter jar.”
1:22 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I need to lie down, again.”
1:31 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I think my Master is opening the garage. It is Herrr!!! Must…find…shoe!”
2:06 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Oh boy, it is her!! Here she comes, it’s so exciting!!!”
2:09 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@LadyMaster: “Blah blah blah, Scout, blah blah, Scout, Good Boy! Blah blah!
2:11 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “She said my name!!!”
2:11 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@LadyMaster: “Blah blah blah, SCOUT! What’s on your bed, blah blah, Bad dog! Blah blah!
2:14 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Oh no, not good, I’m hiding under the food room table!”
2:15 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “The coast is clear, Lady Master is in her room. Need to lay down again”
2:24 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: Tap, tap on the glass, “I want to go out.”
4:09 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: Tap, tap on the glass, “I want to come back in.”
4:16 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Lady Master is at the food room table, I’m going to lay near her.”
4:29 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I hear my Man Master, keys are jangling, he’s at the front door, he’s almost innnnn! Where’s that shoe?!?! Here he is!!”
5:24 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Man Master: “Blah blah blah, Scout, blah Blah, Scout, Good Boy! Blah blah!
5:27 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “The whole pack is here, oh good!”
5:43 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Going to lay on my bed.”
5:45 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: Tap, tap on the glass, “I want to go out.”
6:02 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: Tap, tap on the glass, “I want to come back in.”
6:09 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I need to drink water.”
6:14 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I need to lay down.”
6:16 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “I smell something good coming from the food room”
6:23 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Sitting by Lady Master’s feet.”
6:25 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “MMMMMMM, something in the stove smells good.”
6:28 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “Must lay down, while food is cooking.”
6:32 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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@Scout: “This is taking a long time, need to go back to my bed.”
6:49 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
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April 24, 2009